Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Bond Villains

Just a general question more than a definitive look at Bond Villains through then ages - but why do so many of them find the need to build multi-million pound underwater HQs and suchlike. Surely you would be better working out of a garden shed and spending the extra on some decent henchmen.





Truth is it's a bit like a job-finding service for one of the more PC employment charities - a man with steel teeth, a person of restricted growth and a man with a bowler hat fetish. They wouldn't be my first choice if I was putting together a team to take over the world. I'm not saying a universty degree is the be all and end all but if four blokes with guns and coloured overalls can't resist an attack from a man armed with a fountain pen you need to think about hiring people with qualifications.





If anyone is looking to recruit I believe there is a fully trained SAS officer looking for a job...

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